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cindyxlove:

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole. Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within. Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without. Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it and said it could pee. Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.

This is so so so… oh my god I dont even know -_-

This shit is awesome!

I read this off of my funny jokes app